The First Day Fib

This is a story I wrote based on my own experience. Like most stories we told for the radio show, it started out with a bit of truth, but turned into a story about an embarrassing first day of school.


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School bell buzzing

NARRATOR

It was the first day of fifth grade at Central Elementary School in Franklin, Pennsylvania. Ten-year-old Diane nervously entered Room 201.

MRS. WATT

Good morning! I’m Mrs. Watt. You must be Diane.

DIANE

(shyly) Yes, that’s me.

NARRATOR

Mrs. Watt started with a “get-to-know-you” activity.

MRS. WATT

Everyone, tell us your name and what you did this summer.

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When it was Diane’s turn, she panicked.

DIANE

(nervously) I’m Diane. This summer I… um… I learned to ride a motorcycle!

ALL CAST

Gasping

MRS. WATT

A motorcycle? That’s… unusual for your age.

DIANE

(doubling down) Yeah! It was awesome! I did jumps and everything!

NARRATOR

The class buzzed with excitement. Diane basked in the attention, not realizing her fib was about to snowball.

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School bell buzz

NARRATOR

At recess, Diane found herself surrounded by curious classmates.

JOE

So, what kind of motorcycle was it?

DIANE

(hesitating) Uh… a red one?

SHELLEY

How fast did you go?

DIANE

(exaggerating) Super fast! Like, a hundred miles per hour!

BRAD

No way. That’s impossible.

DIANE

(defensively) It is too possible! I did it!

NARRATOR

As Diane’s lies grew, so did the skepticism of her classmates.

JOE

If you really rode a motorcycle, prove it.

DIANE

(panicking) I can’t. It’s… at my uncle’s house.

SHELLEY

(disappointed) I bet you made it all up.

BRAD

Yeah, you’re just a liar!

NARRATOR

The kids walked away, leaving Diane alone.

DIANE

(to herself) Oh no, what have I done?

SFX

School bell buzzing

NARRATOR

Back in class, Diane felt isolated. She slumped down in her seat and didn’t raise a hand for anything. When lunch time came, no one wanted to sit with her. She went back to the classroom early and found Mrs. Watt waiting for her.

MRS. WATT

Diane, can I speak with you for a moment? Some students told me about your motorcycle story. Is it true?

DIANE

No, Mrs. Watt. I made it up.

MRS. WATT

Why did you feel you needed to lie?

DIANE

I just wanted people to like me. I was scared of being boring.

MRS. WATT

I understand, but lying isn’t the way to make friends. How about we tell the truth to the class?

DIANE

Um, okay.

MRS. WATT

Settle down everyone. It’s time to get out your math book. But before we get started, Diane has something she wants to say.

DIANE

(addressing the class) I… I lied about the motorcycle. I’ve never even sat on one. I’m sorry.

NARRATOR

The class was quiet for a moment.

JOE

So, what did you really do this summer?

DIANE

I learned to ride a bike without training wheels. It’s not as cool, but I’m proud of it.

SHELLEY

That’s good! I remember how hard that was.

BRAD

Yeah, and you don’t need a license for a bicycle!

ALL CAST

Laugh

MRS. WATT

Thank you for your honesty, Diane.

NARRATOR

After school, Diane walked home and discovered her mom had made homemade chocolate chip cookies!

DIANE

Thanks, Mom!

MOM

How was your first day?

DIANE

It was… interesting.

MOM

Oh? What happened?

DIANE

Let’s just say I won’t be joining a motorcycle gang anytime soon.

SFX

Motorcycle engine revving